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A light hearted look at setting up and running a B&B or guest house
A day in the life of a B&B owner
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Why do you want to run a B&B? -
So what is the typical daily routine for you as a B&B owner ? Here is a somewhat caustic but hopefully enlightening example:
06:30 Alarm goes – another day in paradise begins!
06:45 – having crept around the bedroom trying not to make too much noise in case you wake the guests/family (in that order) head for the kitchen to do an early breakfast which seemed like a good idea at the time.
07:00 prepare some packed lunches for which you’re getting paid less than they’re costing you.
07:15 check you set the tables correctly the night before in the dining room, put out the butter/cups and anything else you forgot.
07:20 Light up the oven, start preparing sausages, mushrooms, and all the other ingredients of the full monty.
07:45 Get your first guest arriving for breakfast “I’m not too early am I?” “No of course not…”
09:05 – Find yourself on the phone ordering a taxi, enquiring about some attraction, or otherwise offering a service to your guests when all you really want to do is get the washing up done.
09:30 – Dining room and kitchen cleared – waiting for guest to do likewise from their rooms so you can get on with the cleaning.
10:00 – first guests depart, having “forgotten” their pin number and spent 10 minutes looking for their cheque book
11:00 – politely knock on the door of the other guests asking if they will be leaving soon
12:00 – Finally prise the ones who were at a wedding the night before out of their rooms and close the front door on them
12:15 – Enter the guest rooms with fingers crossed hoping for a nice neat and tidy room
12:16 – Bitter disappointment once again as you realise your guests must have had an all night party with at least 200 other people in the room to create such a mess. Dread entry into the bathroom.
12:30 – Strip beds, rearrange furniture, don biological warfare suit to tackle the bathroom, consider ringing environmental health but realise you will be shut down (is this a bad thing you wonder?!), decide to hold your breath and go for it.
13:30 – One room down, only a few more to go. Get first load of washing in the machine.
14:30 – All rooms done (if you’re lucky) – hoping to grab some quick lunch and sit down for five minutes when
14:31 – Ding Dong – the front door bell goes – it’s your first guests “we’re not early are we..?”, ”no of course not, do come in…”
15:00 – keep the washing going, start the ironing, in between answering the doorbell to more guests.
16:00 – more washing, ironing and in between answering the service bell to sort out your guests “needs” – “Do you have any ice?”, “Do you have WiFi?”, “Is there a bank nearby?”
18:00 – finish the ironing, set the table for the next days breakfast
19:00 – Ring Ring – your last set of guest are ringing (a nice touch you will learn to appreciate!) to say they’ll be late – should arrive “sometime in the next few hours..”
21:00 – Find you have a load of packed lunches to prepare, remember you haven’t eaten yourself since finishing off the cold sausages from breakfast, make a sandwich.
22:00 Ding Dong – last set of guest arrive “Hope we’re not too late?” “Well actually you are, so goodbye”, “No of course not”. “Great – what time’s breakfast , do you have some ice, and can I order a packed lunch?..”
23:00 Pass out ready for another day. Wake up, get up, do invoices for next day departing guests. Pass out again.
23:30 Woken up by guests falling in from the pub – remember to oppose 24 hour licence for local pub in strongest possible terms, then pass out again.
06:30 Alarm goes off….
Why do you want to run a B&B? -
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